A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.
The Perils Of Animal Attraction
Man plays hide the sausage with a raging raccoon, comes up short. Apparently no means never again in the animal kingdom.
February 05, 2009
Man Boldly Robs Store With Bat'leth
Man Boldly Robs Store With Bat'leth
In a obvious cry for help and desperate for gwap, Worf has pulled out all stops in a daring daylight robbery of a local Colorado Springs 7-Eleven. Local Police stunned and confused by sudden disappearance into sparkling mist.
February 05, 2009
Black History Month Is Upon Us
Black History Month Is Upon Us
The wind-up bird would like to remind you to be sure and support your local retailers celebrating black history month this February!
February 03, 2009

The Perils Of Animal Attraction

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

"That's gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

The Sun

Man Boldly Robs Store With Bat'leth

COLORADO SPRINGS (AP) — Colorado police say a man with too much "Star Trek" on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.

Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.

Police Lt. David Whitlock says no one was injured.

The StarTrek.com Web site says the double-pointed sword used by the Klingons on "Star Trek" is crescent-shaped and about a yard long. Police did not specify what material it was made of.

No one has been charged in the incident.

AP Article

Black History Month Is Upon Us

Yes folks -- it's that time of year again when we all come together and celebrate the many and great contributions of African Americans to the fabric of our great nation.

Next on the docket -- Dick Cheney gives an encore presentation of his celebrated lecture "Being Black in America, A Think Piece". Venue to be announced -- stay tuned for more details.